Post by Jesse Brake on Oct 2, 2008 9:31:34 GMT -5
Right O guildkin, this is a negative nancy of a day for me, because I'm sad to report that a former Last Laugh performer, Templar Tobias Ackers, was killed in battle against demonic forces of Slaanesh when investigating claims of a house of ill repute in Altdorf.
In memory, I have posted a portion of a scribed routine he performed when The Last Laugh was still a fledgling.
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"Well, it's good to see all of you here in The Last Laugh tonight. Honestly, I'm only here because I got kicked out of The Blowhole."
-laughs-
"No seriously, it's the most embarrassing thing, I swear to Sigmar. I was having fun, but the wench serving me was in a bad mood because she comes up to the table and goes -real shrill and high pitched- 'You want a pint or tea?' And I go, 'You should probably ask if I was hungry too' *thumps himself on the head* "
-laughs-
"Ow, What in Sigmar's name, did you just hit a knight? She elbows my pauldrons and says -real shrill and high pitched- 'Order you sonofabitch!' Some of the patrons are going 'Tip the wench!' thinking I'm leaving without putting some coin on the table!"
-laughs-
"Yeah, that tavern wench voice is a great thing. It's especially a fun voice if you are in a crowded regiment. Take my advice, this is fun. You're standing in formation, people are just staring straight ahead *hums a military cadence* "
-laughs-
"My friend is next to me, our commanding officer is in the front of the unit barking orders about our next objective and I start snickering my ass off because I know a sound off is coming up. My friend goes -real serious voice- 'Don't do that tavern wench voice Tobias'."
-laughs-
"I whispered 'too late' and yelled during the sound off -real shrill and high pitched- "For king and country!"
-laughs-
*thumps himself on the head*
"Ow, what in Sigmar's name..."
-laughs continue on-
"Thank you all for having me, good night Empire!"
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Toast to our fallen friend, our comrade, our brother! We will make the Destro pissheads answer for this one and everyone else silenced in this war!
In memory, I have posted a portion of a scribed routine he performed when The Last Laugh was still a fledgling.
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"Well, it's good to see all of you here in The Last Laugh tonight. Honestly, I'm only here because I got kicked out of The Blowhole."
-laughs-
"No seriously, it's the most embarrassing thing, I swear to Sigmar. I was having fun, but the wench serving me was in a bad mood because she comes up to the table and goes -real shrill and high pitched- 'You want a pint or tea?' And I go, 'You should probably ask if I was hungry too' *thumps himself on the head* "
-laughs-
"Ow, What in Sigmar's name, did you just hit a knight? She elbows my pauldrons and says -real shrill and high pitched- 'Order you sonofabitch!' Some of the patrons are going 'Tip the wench!' thinking I'm leaving without putting some coin on the table!"
-laughs-
"Yeah, that tavern wench voice is a great thing. It's especially a fun voice if you are in a crowded regiment. Take my advice, this is fun. You're standing in formation, people are just staring straight ahead *hums a military cadence* "
-laughs-
"My friend is next to me, our commanding officer is in the front of the unit barking orders about our next objective and I start snickering my ass off because I know a sound off is coming up. My friend goes -real serious voice- 'Don't do that tavern wench voice Tobias'."
-laughs-
"I whispered 'too late' and yelled during the sound off -real shrill and high pitched- "For king and country!"
-laughs-
*thumps himself on the head*
"Ow, what in Sigmar's name..."
-laughs continue on-
"Thank you all for having me, good night Empire!"
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Toast to our fallen friend, our comrade, our brother! We will make the Destro pissheads answer for this one and everyone else silenced in this war!