Post by Jesse Brake on Oct 11, 2008 7:36:28 GMT -5
Ay-up guildkin, it's time for The Last Laugh to put their skills to the first of many tests!
The Laughers have been commissioned to exterminate the sect of night goblins in Mount Gunbad, which is in Da Scrub, Badlands. Apparently, the goblins there have dabbled in squig experimentation and, by using various mushrooms and fungal extracts, caused themselves to become a super breed of the greenskin bastards. In addition, many prominent greenskin warlords and shamans reside within Gunbad that should be ended before they decide to make a push from their stronghold into our allied dwarf forces with their newfound powers.
I cannot stress enough that this will be a right dangerous contract, as we will be out of our element in an underground city, poorly lit and filled to the gills with bad boy yardies tooled up with poisoned stick shooters. I scouted the location today and also found they have wolves trained to run and fight atop the slick rock surfaces as well.
The date for our incursion is set for Friday, 10/24/08, at 5:30pm. Because of the difficulty of the terrain and strength of greenskin numbers, you must be at least 24th rank in the Order. Otherwise, you simply have not proven yourself enough and if you should die in Mount Gunbad, the Order will be burying me in paperwork trying to explain why I brought someone so green into a high priority contract.
If I didn't believe in us, I wouldn't have accepted the assignment on your behalf. I cannot do this alone guild droogies. I have no plans to see any of us left down there, none of us losing our lives.
Because war isn't about dying for our alliance...it's about making them die for theirs. Emperor Triumphant!
The Laughers have been commissioned to exterminate the sect of night goblins in Mount Gunbad, which is in Da Scrub, Badlands. Apparently, the goblins there have dabbled in squig experimentation and, by using various mushrooms and fungal extracts, caused themselves to become a super breed of the greenskin bastards. In addition, many prominent greenskin warlords and shamans reside within Gunbad that should be ended before they decide to make a push from their stronghold into our allied dwarf forces with their newfound powers.
I cannot stress enough that this will be a right dangerous contract, as we will be out of our element in an underground city, poorly lit and filled to the gills with bad boy yardies tooled up with poisoned stick shooters. I scouted the location today and also found they have wolves trained to run and fight atop the slick rock surfaces as well.
The date for our incursion is set for Friday, 10/24/08, at 5:30pm. Because of the difficulty of the terrain and strength of greenskin numbers, you must be at least 24th rank in the Order. Otherwise, you simply have not proven yourself enough and if you should die in Mount Gunbad, the Order will be burying me in paperwork trying to explain why I brought someone so green into a high priority contract.
If I didn't believe in us, I wouldn't have accepted the assignment on your behalf. I cannot do this alone guild droogies. I have no plans to see any of us left down there, none of us losing our lives.
Because war isn't about dying for our alliance...it's about making them die for theirs. Emperor Triumphant!
